And who said that our men have ceased to amaze? Yes, we don give girls crushed stones on their birthdays anymore, but theres more. A truly good, cheerful morning is when, instead of coffee, you insert your penis into the mouth of your sleeping girlfriend and she doesn’t scream, doesn’t scream, doesn’t try to kill you, but obediently begins to suck it. The option here is that she doesn’t have to go to work today and she can continue the games.
