Well, what can you do when the head of the department is a bitch and a vixen, and your success is not in the subject of jurisprudence, but purely at the sports level. Professor, I need a positive reference! And I’m divorced and I want it in the ass, how do you look at this? They say you are a brave student and all the girls squeal at the size of your penis. Well, you tell me this, and I’ll give you a description. Hands down? Come on, go lick the professors clothes.
